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Held Vegan Belts
3033 NE Alberta Street
Alberta Arts District
Portland, OR 97211
(503) 288-8866
http://www.yelp.com/biz/held-vegan-belts-portland-2
Leaving reviews on sites like the above Yelp and the Googles are very helpful. Leave a tag to the website http://m3house.org if you interested in showing support another way. We still have one intern position to fill come to the store ready to work and have some belt fun.
I have been experimenting with streaming live video from the shop cause its almost non-stop adventure and fun, peril and certainly shenanigans aplenty. Always on the lookout for un-upcycled "waste" like bits from the rainbarrelman's barrels that are now lovely new belt buckles.
Tuesday is the official HELD Vegan Music Day. Come in and jam out with the drums, guitar, bass, mic, drum machine, sequencer, foot stomping, handclapping, electro-jizzelle-flapper good time happy-making. Last Tuesday Rusty brought a whole recording studio and it was so much fun; I didn't make it to the emergency room but it was way more fun.
On the oncology front I am sick and fucking tired of having only half a face. My mind is rapidly deteriorating and recovery seems to be taking more energy than I have; I thought I could ride my bike to work but it wears me out. I'm really enjoying creating the new designs everyday and my friends pop into the scene and before I know it I'm not thinking about cancer at all! Come check out the rad new stuff I just started using the coolest new brass snaps and stuff.
HELD Vegan Video
Okay we got a camera so I'm going to figure out how to stream some video here from the finest Belt factory ever. We'll be having all sorts of special guests and all types of music going on. I'm a performance artist so I love LOVE love to put on a show.
I suggest grabbing the video player and putting it on your desktop and just letting it run whether people are on it or not cause something is bound to happen that just might surprise you. I'll try to get the player to work here but go to the link below and see all the options on there.
The URL: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/heldveganvideo
Go ahead and see the page this is coming from click here.
Success? Thanks Verily tø You

We are so happy over here at HVB to announce we have established the supply of our very favorite Conveyor Belt Scraps! Its a damn miracle. (Now just let me get this out of the way real quick like. I was about to exclaim in big from wormseye perspective and what wot... "yahoo!" But no I fucking can-not thanks to the assholes over at you know who idiots went and erased a word from our cultural lexicon. OK tirade over but damn that ain't too cool)
Sorry about that I'm very thrilled cause this means we can open it up- consistent supply means we can now have a catalogue to put on your davenport! We have to pay for the supply now but we made a deal after three years of negotiations. We still get the garbage before it hits the dump but now they will cut some of it and we get a wider selection thanks to our legitimacy. The company we get the scraps from just bought another much smaller company and they are going to donate some of the bits and pieces that are redundant to us! Kinda scary getting this close to a big corporation feels like I'm looking out a lower deck porthole of a huge pirate ship. Shh....
We now have Electric Guitars as well. Please if you know how to use one come plug in and fire it up! I got all the proper bits and pieces to Jack them into our local HELD Vegan Sound System we love fun time jammy-jam! Bangeth Thy Head
We still need consistent intern/volunteer positions filled so if you have some days or a certain day you can donate it would be great. All proceeds from HVB go directly back into AR local and national. I'm not done shaking off the cancer there's more surgery fun to come after recovering from this one. I'll draw up a schedule on the whiteboard we can finally use that more than a little bit.
Again we need to get the catalog together to start getting some real outreach going cause man we have to get this out there. Two reasons primarily:
A) replace the "need" for and extinguish use of bad materials like leather and fake leather that cracks and splits.
B) Show people they can live the vegan lifestyle without giving up this basic component so psychologically important.
Those who can't donate regularly just come in when you can and get busy, crank up the tunes grab an exactly some sticky-vinyl by the back door sit at the white table and get crackin'. Or you know ask someone what to dü.
Thanks & Finally
Yesterday on the way to my pain psychiatrist we got the call from my surgeon's office. Alright the surgeons are convinced enough that insurance is convinced enough that this is a medical & not dental problem. Then in my required psychiatrist's office I totally melted. I haven't cried like that in a long time, like when my brother was murdered. I have been waiting and waiting and Melinda and we have slowly been running out of sanity.
I know it might not seem like much to some of you having your cheek bones, entire upper jaw, leg bone and muscles and skin removed. Having to pull hair out of your mouth just about every other day. Laying in bed so long your muscles atrophy & you can't walk. Your son runs away from you cause your face scares the hell out of him. I have to go now but I want you to know that I'm really really happy this is finally showing an ending thanks to you and everything you've done.
I'll post more real soon. I will have seven more months to heal before its all over but at least now I'll just resemble a Felony Flats Tweaker and less monstrous. Now before you go saying "oh no you're beautiful" just remember I deal with many different people and little kids daily and they uh, can be very honest.
I love you all and thank you too for the monetary donations they really help more than I anticipated. Keep it coming. Also we'll likely need help with the the store- no one is there now, I had a pre-op at 10:30 my ride broke down on the way so reschedule for 2:30 today. Empty store on a busy day... no good. My operation is set for Monday and I can't think anywhere near it. Phew. I'm terrified!
Meet My Meat
While I let my leg heal from having the fibula removed I can't ride my bike, oh wait my bike was stolen while I lay dying in the ICU. Till I get a new bike or get up the nerve to ride Melinda's I'm bussing it and getting an occasional ride in the hybrid.
I thought it might be interesting to see this map: Click if you want to see a very boring map And here is a very gross image showing the removal in case you wanted to know.

Yeah they just took out my Fucking Fibula and said "Its like a spare tire you wont even know it's not there" I notice, I definitely notice! But they needed to rebuild my face so I could sell people Real Vegan Belts not the fall apart crap or the evil leather. I use conveyor belts the strongest belts in the world! Sorry about the gruesome picture but it is real life stuff.
I'm whacked out on drugs too. I don't even drink alcohol and now here I am on three different opiates- Fuck! If you want to help you can donate at my home or I will be putting up a page eventually with things needed for the store and a story and things the sparkle. I love you my wonderful community which sustains my very life!
Vegan Bodybuilding & Fitness
Robert's new book just came out and really I'm having a hard time putting it down. I was expecting some dry list of diet and workout routine... hell no! This book is so inspirational and gripping, a page turner and reference tool. What a totally unexpected combo I mean I'm a healthy fit guy but you'd never see me in the gym. I ride my bike and skateboard and that's how I stay fit I find the gym just way too boring so I thought the book would be too- sorry Robert but like you I strive for transparency. (In the book)
Wow the personal areas of the book are evocative and seductive really pulls me in. I thought it would be short too but no way man what is it about 400 500 pages?! And a grip of photos too- I especially like the one with the HVB front door in it!
Robert talks about some real personal things in the book and in life in general and some people get uncomfortable with his ability to be transparent like I was at first but when you play it right back it can be a life changing experience. I never thought I'd be friends with a bodybuilder- me the skinny pale Goth all in black with gunmetal grey fingernails chillin' with the Hulk... yeah right! Well now when I hear Robert's name the first thing I think about is when I was in the hospital and I thought I was going to die and he sat there at the foot of my bed all day and into the night talking to me and whoever came into the room keeping all our heads up. He is just an incredible store of inspiration that I am immeasurably grateful for. Here we are when I first got the book:
Come on down to HELD Real Vegan Belts and get a limited signed first edition of his first published work- more books on the way! Really this book is meant for everyone. Inspiring more than any book I've read in the last ten years or so. I'm no bodybuilder and this book has me jumping out of the chair getting to work. Bye.

Now available at HVB World Headquarters
3033 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR 97211
The Heart of Portland's Vegan District
Innovation For Thee


Entire slew of fine characters and so idea springs forth out from the gaping hole. Soon more custom type stuff I'll show you later. For now look how perfect this person fits the purse I made, wow. Sales are fine but I might need more volunteer help making them.
Speaking of help I finally made a "Donation" button on the m3house website after being told to do it enough. So please if you can give a couple bucks that's how.
Extraordinary amount of pain right now I don't know why. I'm healing still and my nerves are finding there way home and I'm on four kinds of opiates and still hurts like fuck! When people are talking about interesting things it goes away. I've implemented a few strategies that help but I can't do them all the time. I've been working on several new cool belt designs and making the "Save Micah Perry" cause on Facebook work. They are saying its a Dental issue so I have to cough up $18,000.00 after Insurance. I'm a little spazzed come visit that always helps.
donate at M3house.org Thank you.
Belts Finally Real Belts
If you didn't know it you do now: I love these fucking Belts! There I said it and it's out there in the webiverse so I absolutely cannot take it back even though I have some of that invisible spray stuff. I didn't know that I loved belts I hardly even thought about them- wait I didn't think about them. One thing always bothered me though... I could never find a good one. When I became a friend of critters at the tender age of fifteen I started to notice how gross leather was then slowly but surely I noticed how alternatives to leather always fell apart right after buying them. Then I became a vegan after becoming just a little informed on the topic and at the same time mistakenly discovered this material.
On my bike rides out on the Columbia Slough is a factory hidden in the woods that makes conveyor belts. They throw away this material and being the avid dumpster diver that I am I had to check it out. Holy fuck this stuff is the best belt material in the world ever! I'm not a belt maker, I'm a college teacher, er, so I thought. More and more people ask for these belts. The Let Live Conference was entirely devoted to "Finding your activist voice, what do you do..." for the whole year. I felt a responsibility to present these to the world as best I can without stooping to slave labour or nasty environmental practice- sustainability, strong ethics, and damn lets get the "V" word out there more! People are terrified of the "V" word. I don't know why "Vegan" is so scary for some people but they often react violently to it if you give them half a chance.
I wasn't able to write in here for a long time cause I had to go in the hospital to have a fist sized tumor taken from my head. Oh "by the way" yeah that has been no fun. I was scheduled to open the store October 15th but they had to do the 12 hour surgeries September 15th. Actually my friends went ahead and opened the store for "us" (I was also voiceless for a long time). The two teams of surgeons did a fabulous job reconstructing my face and leg but now we find out they have to redo my upper jaw so I won't be close to standard till next fall.

Ass Flaps! Incredible and Amazing!
First just let me say the opening party was a huge success. I don't write nearly as much as I should, I have a very cute and snuggly rabbit friend who constantly demands my attention. right now I'm rubbing her head with my right hand and typing with my left. I'm right handed so typing this is very slow-going. Tell you what how about I link to a previous writing on the party from the HVB FB page http://facebook.com/HELDVeganBelts
The Ass-Flaps were a great idea that will allow me to get to know my new sewing machine and see how some of the materials work while making a great thing that every body needs. With the Ass-Flap you can travel in style and sit anywhere you like. With our moisture proof technology that we discovered in a very clean dumpster pants stay super dry. The really neat thing about this is that I can start making purses real soon cause I'm getting a great feel for these materials and I think I'm getting better at this sewing thing too!
Ass-Flaps now available in sizes ranging from 8 to 14 inches square.
Also we made a bunch of super amazing hair wrap band things that are supreme recycling and beauty technology combined for awesomeness you can't find anywhere else, ever!
Deadline for the first zine contributions will be November 29th and the theme for some odd reason is "Fan Clubs" two words and plural how exciting! You need to know the dimensions are a folded sheet of 8.5 X 11 inches regular paper but don't forget the little quarter inch around the edges for the printer and binding.
Happy Fun Time
Tonight is last Thursday and Alberta street Has a big huge party every last Thursday of the month except when it gets too cold and nasty. To keep with the good fun we'll be hosting a vegan potluck every Last Thursday! Tonight is a little different because we'll also be hosting an artist reception for Jeremy Scott Kemp. And on Nov. 6th from 6-9 we have a big Opening Party with lots of neat stuff including the art of Katie Simpson and live performance by Mortal Clay that will have you stomping your feet to no end, and performances by the Radical Cheerleaders for Animal Rights.
Our Store is located at 3033 NE Alberta Portland, OR 97211 right next to Vita the Vegan vegetarian restaurant and now big news: Dovetail Vegan Bakery will be right next door!!!




